Dear Father Christmas...

Thanks for hopping over from Oh Little One Sweet and welcome to my post for the 2nd Day of #12daysofparenting. We have many prizes to giveaway including a Hoppy or a Patch from today's sponsor, BabyBundle. Full details can be found on the 12 Days of Parenting page and all entries to be completed via the Rafflecopter at the bottom of this post.

Santa Baby - A Mum's Wish List

 

Santa baby, just tidy up a bit by the tree for me;

Been a fairly good mum, Santa baby,

So let me have eight hours' sleep tonight.

Santa baby, a toilet trip and time on the phone – alone!

Won't wait up for you, dear, Santa baby,

I'll be woken up just after you leave.

Think of all the work I do,

Think of how many times my children poo!

Next year I could be twice as tired,

So make my Christmas wish come true.

Santa baby, I want tight abs - oh, really, that would be fab.

Want to win rear of the year, Santa baby,

So hurry up with my miracle!

Santa, honey, one little thing I really do need, to read

Some books without pictures, santa honey

And maybe let me have a long bath. 

Santa cutie, some space and energy for date night - no fight;

Make the kids go to sleep, Santa cutie,
then let me wake to a tidy house.

Come and fill my kitchen up with super healthy foods that my kids will eat;
I really don't like Peppa Pig;
Let's see if she can disappear...

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing... A chef...
One who'll cook then wash up; Santa baby,
And make my kids listen when I speak

Help them learn to pick up their toys,
Give me, a rest!

(With apologies to Joan Javits and Philip Springer for bastardising their lyrics!)

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